Hide the evidence

This is whats left of my garden fairy after the boys played softball in the yard. Yes, you are seeing a huge hole in the chest and the head is barely attached. They were going to put it back and pretend that it did not get broken, but their guilt got the better of them and they decided to show me. The youngest said "if you tip the head forward and make her look down you can't even tell, see good as new".....A little to gruesome for my taste...I'm realy not to upset since it was supposed to go to my mother-in-law for her birthday last year, but we put it in the garage and forgot about it. A month later while getting my sprinkler for the garden, low and behold there she was, so I put her in my yard. After all I think it would have been alittle tacky to give my mother-in-law her gift a month late don't ya think...