Pampered suspect!

Friday my teen had a day off from school, so I decided after dropping my twelve year old off at his school I would take my teen out for breakfast, kind of a mom son day. The teen suggested Burgerking, why am I not surprized. So while he enjoyed his enormos meal and I enjoyed my crossoinwich and orange juice, I happened to spot a newspaper nearby, the headline read Police Search For Man Who Gets Spa Services, Skips Paying. The article talked of how this man has visited 20 differant spas, got services and skipped out before paying. I'm instanly intrigued and must read on. Pedicures, manicures, facials, sea salt boby polishes are just a few of the services he has received, several thousand dollars worth of services and then leaves before paying. He tells the spas he wants to take better care of himself and plans on getting a full days worth of services, last of which being a massage, but before he gets the massage he says he has to go to his car and get his cell phone or papers from his breifcase and leaves. Apparantly this man has been doing this for about a year. The teen and I get a good laugh over this article, I read on to find out he is 6 feet tall and weighs about 300 pounds. Okay alittle creepy if you ask me. This is not only disturbing because I'm a woman and have yet to visit a spa, but that he's a big man and a serial spa-er. Really what is this world coming to, it seems the freaks have really been coming out of the woodwork. The police say they are on the look out for a theif who looks, smells and feels marvelous and goes by the name of Scott Kendry. Emagine when he does get caught and goes to jail, what his cellmates will think. He'll end up being someones girlfriend for sure, with a rapsheet like that, HELLO, criminal hall of shame for sure....