How To Tick Me Off
Snitchin some of my Ben & Jerry's, Dave Mathtews Band Magic Brownies ice cream, ya know its my favorite. Jaker B ya terd I know it was you, fess up kid. Can't ya just be content with the big bucket of vanilla/chocolate I get for the three of you? Is nothing sacried? Paws off momma's stash ya hear.
posted by Anna at 3:32 PM
3 Comments:
Stealin' the stash...punishable by public humiliation...in the form of fake make-up drawn on with colored sharpies (permanent markers)just before the alarm goes off on Monday morning...should do the trick...not to mention a wonderful punishment that keeps on givin' until ya scrub it off with a great big bar of Lava soap.
Bright pink "sharpie" lipstick
Turquoise blue "sharpie" eyeshadow
Hot pint "sharpie" blush
Shame, shame. No messin' with the stash! I agree with Luc about the punishment part.
SHAME SHAME Leave The stash alone!
Blondie
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