Pillow Talk!
Ya know you've been married along time when your husband drops ass next to you in bed, laughs about it, then tells YOU to "shut the hell up so I can get some sleep"~We've finaly reached that mature stage in our marriage, were stuffing my head under the covers or waving the blankets as to spread the smell, have lost their charm........
posted by Anna at 7:20 AM
7 Comments:
Borrowed terminology : "Crop Dusting"
Flatulance while enroute to other rooms thru-out the home...also an offense committed by husbands involved in long term Wedded bliss...
Yuo guys kill me!
I can't help that a small amount of gas goes a long way. Besides the ones you hear arn't the ones I pull the blankets over your head over, it's the SBD (Silent But Deadly) ones I do that. Besides I don't pull the blanket over your head I just lift the blanket high in the air and roll over to my other side and the breez from the blanket pushes it up past your nose..
LOVE YOU HUB
TOO FUNNY! Wedded bliss, I say. I have a very gassy hub and he even does it in his sleep.
Blondie
SHEESH...
Lucy;
I love your borrowed terminology of "crop dusting" flatulance while enroute to other rooms thru-out the home: would surely fit for every male member of Anna's household, wouldn't you say even right down to the dog.
Hub;
fess up buddy, a small amount of gas who are you foolin, you enter a room fart and leave and the rest of us are left to make our way out through the fog , and not to mention the burning of the eyes and the horrible after taste left in the mouth, and as for the in bed droppin of ass, you always say your just sharin with me, well I would rather you just share the remote..
love ya (your ass and all its gass)
Love Anna
I will never share the remote, but will keep on sharing the gas from my ass....
love you to. hub
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